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I’ve done nothing but reflect on the past lately so let me reflect on the future by pulling out a post from 2020 out of the miasmic swirling nothing that is the ticking of time.

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“How much do I still love the word miasma?

The answer is very. It’s always been very and really this is the only thought keeping me stable before I go out to fight the space orcs again. I still remember how amazing the thought of extra-terrestial life was to me as a girl; it’s hard to know for sure if I would lose all enthusiasm towards the idea if I knew I would lose my left eye during an orc raid in Turkey when I was barely 29. Understandably it seems reasonable to believe I would at least lose most of my excitement by that news. At least I rock this eye patch pretty well.

Yeah, still refusing the implant. I’ve seen too many of the people to get any sort of tech enhanced doodad stuck in them suddenly disappear, oh I’m sorry, go off to extensive rehabilitation to go anywhere near there. Not too many people believe me, but then again not too many people are all that willing to just buy the procedure for me either. Maybe my friends think I’m rocking the eyepatch pretty nicely too.

Trying to revise as I go, and I don’t want to change the first sentence. Even though it’s hard to call what I’m going to be doing fighting as much as it is going to beat up a couple lander  ships during peace talks. They already know, I’m not telling the internet anything new and we all know that the reps at the talk are just clones. We’re taking bets as to which clone gets disintegrated first. My ticket in the pool is a secret that mustn’t be shared because I need the extra cash to get some good drink. Damn, orcs.

These sabotage treks have been getting more dangerous. So I just wanted to thank all of you for reading for all these years. Also I wanted to leave you with one last thought, if this is the last one:

Why on Earth do we call them space orcs? They look more like bipedal anteaters and using “space” in the name for anything is a terrible idea.”

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Huh. Let me see if I can dig something out a little further ahead. Ah! This one is marked 2030.

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“Thank you for reading

We all know that it was disappointing to lose the presidential race in Eastern America two years ago but I believe we can all agree that it led to one of the best years this world has ever seen. We completely dominated the Martian colonies and managed to build what is looking to be the most prosperous hub of interstellar trading this side of the Little Ghost Galaxy. (Eat your heart out, Kepler-22b.) Immigration and job growth are at all time highs and I say we continue to bring everyone into what is quickly becoming the most enterprising non-Terra economy in the sector. Soon we will be able to transport the last of the great worms to the polar sanctuary so that we can finish afforestation in peace without damaging the ecosystem here.

Many of my critics deem it foolish and a waste of resources to take care of the Martian ecosystem as it is a direct and relatively recent consequence of the Eater invasions that, I ask you to keep in mind, first opened up Mars to us as a viable territory. However I believe it is not only in the United Colonies of Mars’ greatest interests to foster all recent changes to the planet but the main spirit of why we’re even here in the first place.

To be free and to be strong. If not the strongest.

We must all see that there are still crucial steps to take in our path of ambition and we must not be blinded by the circumstances that have brought us all here. We must use everything we have to make ourselves even stronger as we continue to foster contracts with Terra and its satellite colonies.

As such I am afraid that I will have no time to update this blog anymore. I’m sure the year without updates gave you some clue to that and I apologize for all the campaign spam. However I have come up with a solution that will keep all of you active insiders without me having to be distracted from our orbital shield proposals. One of our new media interns will be taking over and publishing information as best she can. She is a recent graduate of the Terran university of Stanford but we should not judge her for her recent ties to, and I know this will upset some of you, Earth. Don’t forget where we all came from not all that long ago. We all lost so much to the Eaters, we can’t lose our histories.

Thank you for reading. Kelly Garros will provide fascinating content for you to explore as we continue to grow at break neck speed.

On red dust of strife and trial, we found our courage that led us to the stars. Let the universe never forget us on Mars.“

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There was one right next to that one but I think this comes from Kelly Garros. It’s a few years after that last one.

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“Terra in a Winter Wonderland!

lol

In other news, Martian exports are up 12.3% from last year.

On red dust of strife and trial, we found our Madame that led us to the stars. Let the universe never forget us on Mars.

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Maybe I should try to dig into a much closer future. Here’s something from 2014, that seems safe enough away from the orcs.

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“Ddokbokki is the world’s most delicious food.

It’s true. Y’all should eat some with me some time from one the street stands. I don’t have much to say right now but figured I should check in and let y’all know that I’m happy. Oh! And I learned a new dance move. It’s a little hard to put into words but it’s really fun as long as you don’t accidentally hip check someone on your finishing twirl and dip/thrust/thing. I highly recommend it and I’ll post up a video of how to do it tomorrow when it’s not so late. Sayonara, adios.

-Loki-”

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